Yesterday was election day; so I hope you got off your butt and made the long arduous journey to your local polling place. If not shame on you. No whining about government for you for the next year; you have no right to whine because you didn’t exercise your right to vote.
However,I did. I got off work, got cleaned up and trudged right across the street to the free will baptist fellowship hall (quite the journey).
Having previously voted (in this state) by absentee ballot I was a little disoriented, but some helpful folks got me straightened out. They found my name at the bottom of one of the pages in the list of voters.
However, when I went to sign the voter log I found out someone had already signed by my name. What on earth? There beside my real name near a copy of my real signature was a sloppy version of my name signed by someone other than me.
I tried to explain to the good people but they were confused. “Is this your name?” “Yes, but that’s not me” “What?””That’s me (showing license), see I live across the street, but THAT’s not my signature” “Hmm”
After a couple of minutes we figured it out. A guy who lives about a half mile away has the same first and last names and middle initial as me, only our middle names are different, and his comes second alphabetically. His real name was on the top of the next page, unsigned.
Way too weird. Explains the odd phonecalls I sometimes get though.